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TIP: S2E03 "Blood Test"

hoooraaaay...... So, for anyone that has seen the promos for this weeks episode, you know that there is a bit of controversy over who is the father of a new little bundle of joy.

Now, why that makes this week's drink appropriate, I don't really know, and to be perfectly honest, it doesn't really matter. This is about making cocktails, getting sloppy, and watching Archer. So, let's just skip the intro and get right to it. This weeks cocktail is:


  • 2 oz Midori Melon Liqour
  • 1 oz Vodka
  • 4 oz Pineapple Juice

Place two ice cubes or so in a shaker and shake together. Strain this into a collins glass that is half full of ice. Garnish* and serve.

*There are a lot of various suggested garnishes for this drink, such as lime wedges or maraschino cherries. ISIS, however, garnishes their melon balls by skewering actual scooped balls of cantaloupe and honeydew onto a tall straw, which should look something like this.

That's all folks. Like last week, save some of the extra pineapple juice/melon to treat your hangover on friday morning........or just have your butler go get you some more......that's probably easier.

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